Tuesday, December 15, 2015

I went to the Shore b*%@#e$!

Not every post here is to promote and/or whore my products or services, and not every post has to do specifically with bicycles. For example, this post has to do with a recent, and very unexpected 13 hour long ride in a rental car during the night to the Jersey Shore. The circumstances that demanded such were grim, and I do not want to go into details here other than to say it was an incident that eventually led to the death of a much loved individual. That individual actually went into the big sleep earlier today. My most sincere and heart felt condolences go out to the loved ones who are now experiencing the loss that "Little Miss Morte" always brings with her.
That being said, I promise that the rest of this post will not be so heavy. I just wanted to set up the scenario and circumstances that surrounded this impromptu road trip. Everyone involved, my GF, her Mother and myself knew from the onset that this was not going to be a fun family vacation. The only one involved in this road trip that was unaware of the circumstances was my little furry friend Fawn. She is my GF's chihuahua and my BFFF and is usually pretty unaware of the workings of the world around her other than activity of squirrels. I had enough time to pack a bag of dirty clothes and DL a couple of good audio-books for the long ride.
The adventure started off to be as miserable as I had envisioned. Numb asses, Gas station snacks passing as meals and the joy of relieving yourself in seedy rest stops along the way. I have to tip my hat towards S, my GF's Mother, for being a friggin' soldier behind the wheel for the entire 13 hour drive. Damned that is Trucker hard core! As I was saying, the drive was pretty much torture on everyone. Well except for Fawn, who did amazingly well the whole trip and spent the majority of the car ride sleeping in my hoodie. I was so glad that I had downloaded that Stephen King novel and could escape into that world that was so far away from my aching and cramped body.
I would like to mention how surreal it was to be traversin g over old roads from my distant past with these people, and puppy, that I have come to think of as my pack. The forgotten family found anew. It brought up faded and dusty memories that had all but been lost in the passing of time. Some good times, a few very bad times but both being experienced in the company of people that would surely seem alien and threatening to these nice people that I now traveled with. It is a strange feeling of displacement, of being somewhere that you did not belong but were there by invitation none the less. I often feel that way among the everyday "normal" people, but this time with these people it felt... okay.
Anyway back to the road trip. We eventually arrived on the Barrier Island and I had the opportunity to meet my GF's Grampa'. I didn't mind that, I usually adore the company of older folks. They often have so many stories to tell. Grampa' was no weaver of tales however. That first night was actually spent at Grampa's house. Bedtime was around 6PM in the evening. Grampa' does not allow smoking, of any kind, in the house. That was NOT a good night for me. I did a little flip out about how ridiculous the situation was to my GF. I felt like such an emo selfish and inconsiderate shit for flipping out when these poor girls were down here to visit a very close loved one of theirs. One of the many things that makes me an asshole. Evidently my GF carried the gist of my little flip out on to her Mother, because we spent the remainder of the week in a sweet little bed and breakfast. I still feel bad for being such a dick that first night, but let me tell you that I did not feel bad as I slept and showered in a nice comfortable Inn that was still close enough to walk to the beach to enjoy a good smoke. The weather for the first couple of days was not very nice, but with all the house visits and hospital visits there really wasn't much time left for walking along the beach.
All in all, considering the less than joyous reason for the trip, it went much smoother over all than I had imagined at the outset. I loved the look on Fawns face when she saw the ocean for the first time. Unfortunately I didn't take a picture but I got that memory stored deep. I was not surprised to discover that Fawn also loathes the beach scene. The huge moving, and seemingly aggressive, tide scares her. So once again, she spent a lot of time hiding in my hoodie from the ocean. I think it was just too over whelming for her tiny senses. Eventually I did manage to convince her that it was safe on the sand as long as we were well away from that roaring surf. Even then she refused to go potty on the sand. It was wacked. She would lead me all the way back up the beach until we came to a patch of grass before she would go. Just as well I guess. But it still made me smile at the silliness of it all.

All of us did manage to make time on a few occasions to go walk along the beach and just take a break from the hectic and emotional days. It was these times spent with these good people, and doggy, that I love so much that made what should have been an absolute miserable experience into a "good" time. I don't mean good as in fun, but as in a good time to remember.


I discovered some things about the people with me that endeared them to me even more. I think that it is in such heavy situations and during the darkest times that people become the most raw selves. It is when daily masks slip from the faces and people become REAL. That thought has always struck me as beautiful and horrible at the same time. I also exhumed things buried in my own life that I thought that I had "moved on" from and found that whether it is for the good or for the bad, the dead are not lost to us. In discovering these things about others in my life, in being inadvertently forced to face my own darkness and the things not lost in that darkness, I hope that in time I will discover some things about myself as well
In closing I would like to mention that the bike scene on the Barrier Island. is surprisingly large. It was great to finally see people that were riding "beach cruisers" were actually doing so on the beach. You know that I couldn't finish a post without mentioning something in reference to bicycles.
All in all in was a positive experience on the levels where it really counts. I was honored that my GF and her Mother brought me along to share time with them at a place that has been such a huge part of their lives and means so much to them.
Oh wait a minute. There was one glorious high light for me personally on this trip. It gave me the opportunity to pull a little wingnut mission of my own off. For a number of years my GF made me suffer through watching Mtv's "The Jersey Shore" with her. I mean we did so pretty much on the reg. Smoke, get heady and watch the antics of these horrible cheesy people fuck, fight and get smashed drunk on national television. I don't know how many of you reading this, all three or four of you, have seen the show, but it is torture to endure. So I figure since I am being called away on this less than pleasant quest to the Jersey Shore that I might as well represent while I am there. So I snooked away (no pun on Snookie intended) from those good and upstanding people with my partner in crime hidden well within the lining of my hoodie and we delved into the shadows of the boardwalk and made our way to the actual Mtv, "Jersey Shore" house that I had been forced to witness so many atrocities being committed in by those vile kids over so many years. I slapped a big fat wingnut right up on the front of the place for all to see. Then they will know that I, the wingnut of Wingnut Bike Works had been there among them during the darkness of the night, and I have my revenge and have left my mark upon there graven temples!
To those three individuals who might take the time to read this, I thank you for your time and apologize for wasting it with this crap. Pedal on people!

Monday, December 14, 2015

Taggin' The Jersey Shore House

The Bloomington Community Bike Project post open hours, FINALLY.

 After a long period of transitioning during which it seemed that the The Bloomington Community Bike Project hardly ever opened the shop to the public, it seems that they are once again opening the shop door to the community.

Over the past year I have repeatedly reached out to The Bloomington Community Bike Project by donating parts and at one point I designed some flyers for them free of charge as well. I really like the idea that I thought the BCBP supposedly stands for, a volunteer ran bike garage/co-op. Over the past 10 years I have donated bikes and parts and gotten a number of parts from The Bloomington Community Bike Project and up until the past few years it was always a fun and pleasant experience. Recently however that was no longer the case in my experiences in dealing with The Bloomington Community Bike Project. The shop itself became more exclusive and privatized in my opinion. It no longer seemed casual and relaxing but more like a "normal business". Every time I went there to find parts the shop was "closed to the public" and was for "volunteers only", even though their web site stated that the shop would be open during those hours. As my own unique bicycle oriented business grew I was hoping to volunteer my time and skills to something local like The Bloomington Community Bike Project, but when I went to ask about volunteering I was met by a rather dour expression and felt as if my asking about volunteering my time was an inconvenience for the young lady that had shown up late to open the shop and was moping around in the shadows of it's interior. She shoved a bike at me and offered no further advice or assistance. I no longer feel welcomed there by the people who are key holding "volunteers". The Bloomington Community Bike Project used to be a cool spot to hang out with friends and work on or build bikes, now it seems like they focus more on selling bikes to the community. Don't let my shitty experience ruin it for you, go check them out. If the are actually going to open there doors to the community once again.
The Bloomington Community Bike Project
The Bloomington Community Bike Project

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Five Bucks Back!

https://www.facebook.com/wingnutbikeworks

It is simple to get your 5 bucks back coupon code that is good for anything listed in the Wingnut Bike Works online shop. Go to the official Wingnut Bike Works Facebook page and click like!

Once you have publicly liked the page, just send a message asking for $5 bucks back and we will send you the coupon code for $5 that can be used to purchase anything in the online shop.
That's all that there is to it!

IMPORTANT! You must make sure that you PUBLICLY "like" the page and send a message in order to receive the $5 bucks back. Due to the Facebook privacy settings, we will not be able to send you the code unless you message us first. EVEN IF YOU ALREADY LIKE OUR PAGE YOU NEED TO MESSAGE US REQUESTING $5 BUCKS BACK.
 
You had better hurry though, this offer is good only for the Month of  November 2015! Thanks for reading and I hope to hear from all of you soon!

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Pedaling to the trail ends and then some...

My friend Travis stopped by yesterday and invited me to take a ride on the B-line with him. I had work that I needed to finish up to get a custom order done for the Wingnut Bike Works online shop, but he insisted that I join him after the work was done. It had been a long time since I had taken a ride down the full length of the B-line and I was curious as to whether they had made any progress in extending it in either direction, so after only the slightest of reluctance I agreed to join him. Besides, I thought, Fawn would love to get out and smell the smells.

So I finished up a custom order for a nice little cuff bracelet made from a bicycle tire and contacted the customer. Thanks for your purchase BTW Jarred, you order is being shipped out today! With that taken care of I got Fawn ready and gathered supplies then waited for Travis to return. I didn't have to wait long. Travis arrived, we fed our turtles and were off!

It was an unseasonably pleasant day for Indiana in November. The Sun was warm and bright and the sky was so clear that I didn't even spot any chem-trails! It was a perfect day for a long bike ride. First we pedaled South on the B-line and eventually ended up heading East on the Clear Creek trail. It had been a number of years since I had last pedaled out here. That time it had been with Kira and Squidney, and Fawn had not even entered our lives back then. Eventually we came to a sign that read "Trail Ends".
But I knew better. I had been here before, back in 2004 when I had returned to B-town once again after many years of traveling the open roads of North America. I knew that the trails end was not the end of the trail. So I lead Travis on past the trails end, and this is what was there.
An old reservoir that made for a nice reflection pool. I remembered being a younger man and looking at the night sky reflecting in this pool as I sat drinking cheap wine and smoking my last roach of decent weed. I don't drink these days and the weed isn't as decent, but there I was staring at that man made pool of water and the worlds reflection in it. I looked to the left of the watery mirror and saw another familiar landmark.
I had once taken shelter from the rain in this little shack back during that time all those years ago. I was surprised to see it still standing, but that gave me some assurance that the next nostalgic point of interest would still be standing as well. After a short distance past the left of the little shack my assurances were confirmed when we found ourselves facing this old warehouse/factory looming over us.


 There was a guy strumming on his acoustic guitar inside the lower building so we decided not to go in and disturb him.


 Among the discarded factory works and weeds was an old pontoon boat. It reminded me of the one that I practically lived on down at Monroe Reservoir back in the late 1980's.




 Itsa Mario!


 
 I have always been drawn to these places that lay forgotten between nature and civilization, and this one brought back some distant memories. I was glad that I had a good friend like Travis to pull me away from work and the mundane and pedaling to the trails end once again.
I am pretty sure that my BFFF (Best Furry Friend Forever) was enjoying it as well. Thanks for reading!


Monday, October 26, 2015

I turned some trash and old bicycle parts into a guitar!


Like I have said before, it isn't all about bikes. I made this 3 stringed CBG from a re-purposed Macanudo box, scrap wood, recycled guitar strings and tuners from a guitar that was salvaged from the dumpster and old bicycle parts. Then I added a strap made from an old bicycle inner tube and reclaimed hardware, It is definitely a one of a kind conversation piece.








I do not consider myself a musician by any means, but I really enjoy making Diddly Bo's and Cigar Box guitars and I enjoy playing around on them even more! I uploaded a video demonstrating this little beauty on my Youtube channel,


I have it tuned to open G. The strings sit a little high for finger fretting but it really sounds great with a slide (an old socket in my case). It is acoustic, but the sound is awesome. Maybe I will put a pickup on the next one that I build.

If you would like to own this 3 stringer you can purchase it HERE!

Thanks for reading and pedal on!

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Due to my current limitations on space I am getting rid of some of my larger pieces dirt cheap in hopes of clearing out room for new works that I am putting out.

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Fresh Paint!

I have been throwing together some fresh images and slicing the Mylar again. The focus of my latest stencil designs is "Sexy Girls" and "Bicycles" (of course!). So far I am pretty pleased with the resulting pieces that I have been able to spray out using them. I will be doing a limited run of each stencil and will sign and number each piece and listing them in the W.B.W. shop.
I will post here when the first releases are ready and listed.

You just never know what you will find while riding your bike and dumpster diving!

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Thursday, September 24, 2015

I've been making things!








































All these items and many more will soon be available for purchase. Be sure to keep checking this blog for future updates!